Really rather terrifying
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I went out to
markgritter's garden and brought in a cucumber the approximate length and girth of my calf.
I'm not sure it's edible, but if anybody needs a bludgeoning weapon in the form of a cucumber, this is apparently the place to be.
I expect the fridge to contain it for me, but this is mostly a hope rather than a certainty.
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I'm not sure it's edible, but if anybody needs a bludgeoning weapon in the form of a cucumber, this is apparently the place to be.
I expect the fridge to contain it for me, but this is mostly a hope rather than a certainty.
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Date: 2010-08-18 10:25 am (UTC)(Hey, if keeping people from getting married can be an emergency, then *anything* can be an emergency.)