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I went out to

markgritter's garden and brought in a cucumber the approximate length and girth of my calf.

I'm not sure it's edible, but if anybody needs a bludgeoning weapon in the form of a cucumber, this is apparently the place to be.

I expect the fridge to contain it for me, but this is mostly a hope rather than a certainty.

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An officemate gave me a zucchini once that made me want to encounter the downtown groper so I could beat him to death with it.

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